Ok...I'm finally back online...after a long hiatus...yes I know I am a lazy sod..but stiff shit...anyway...noone really reads my crap anyway this is merely my outlet to vent my thoughts on...
Xmas is upon us and I am looking to spend time with family abroad...how nice...will be good to catch up with my sis and husband..as always they will no doubt have good pressies for me...
As for my love life...not much happenings unfortunately..well not really love life as per say... but my sex life....too busy and no time for sex...very sad..well there is only one thing to do to fix that...clear the cobwebs from inbetween my legs and get into the swing of things for the festive period!..haa!...
I went housing hunting the other day and man these women property agents are hot !!.... tempting you to buy with their seductive looks...shameful tactics I say but nothing wrong in having a perv right?!...

I think I will head into town and leave all my work behind me..it's been such a "non-day" today but have managed to do some general adminstrative tasks such paying off my credit cards only to surf online and purchase stuff I don't need and charge the card again!...
I finally got confirmation on my world cup tickets in Japan next year....yipppeee!! finally an allotment came through and lads I'm ooff to the football....now to find accomodate...hmm that's going to be tough..looks like I'll have to find myself a nice japanese girl from Shizuoka to shack up with...heee!!....here we go!....here we go!!...here we go!!...

Ok...it's real late now and I've just come back from a drinking session with the boys...I dunno why I'm up as I have an appointment tomorrow morning at 0900 Hrs....whooaaa..that sounds like army talk!..and I didn't even go to the army!!...bet that!...I thinking I'm slurrring as I write as my fingers can't keep up with my mind at the moment...every thing seems to be a blur...and I am imagining myself on a magic carpet like Ali Baba...hovering over the clouds...or I'm imagining myself like Harry Potter playing Quidditch....(for those that have read the book you'll understand what I'm talking about!)
Anyway...I have a big day ahead of me tomorrow and now I shall depart and enter zzzland...as I shall not bore anyone insane enough to read my crap.....goodnite boys and girls...

Man I've done shit all this week and it's Friday already...need to get motivated to do something...weekend should be good catch up with a few friends and do the usual talk-about nothing in particular topics...I miss that kinda of stuff where you just sit around with friends and consume large amounts of intoxicating liquid to fuel onself to say more stupid things than the other person...
Anyway it's getting and I don't really have anything to say to myself??...

Shall I go out this evening or not?...hmm...it's either I go to Jump or to Liquid Room...the pro's of going to Jump...it will be free for me....the girls will be generally younger and more naive...while the con's is that I don't really want to see those sweaty boys gyrating in their faggot blue overalls with one hairy nipple hanging on the stage
The Liquid Room pro's...the girls that go there are top notch...the con...I will have to pay to get in and there's no guarantee of a score!...haa!...on the other hand I think I might just stay and home and either do either one of two things that I have been meaning to do for the longest time!....write a strategic report on my client which I'll conveniently send to our president so that I can get extra brownie points...or I can stay online and workout this HTML crap which is driving me crazy as I am not an IT person but just your normal everday capitalist swine...

I keep hearing some vicious rumours about one of my very good friends...it seems the whole world knows about this except me...it reeks of something sinister and I can't seem to understand where it is all coming from...even my gf knows!...and she won't even tell me!...
Nevertheless it's been a pleasant day.. spend the latter half of the afternoon bantering with Jude it was fun she has this zeal for life which I guess I use to have till I met my gf!...hmm...that doesn't sound too good does it?...
I guess I've become a boring old fart since coming to Singapore and being all "corporate"...kinda miss the good old days in uni where you didn't really give a fuck about much except scoring chicks and begging the hell out of your parents for more money so that you could spend it all at the arcade....oh well one needs to be upright and responsible sooner or later..in my case I think it's gonna to be much later....I think I will go surf for some porn now....

Today seems like a pretty good day...woke up feeling pretty alright...came to work and to so far I have been a busy bee...perhaps out of fear that the pile of shit sitting on my table is eventually going to get outta control...
Went for a run last night...man was it a high....felt like I was on steriods...I just kept running and running!...I think I must have covered 10 clicks!...man I'm shit hot!..haa!
Came home and destroyed all the good work I did outside by stuffing my face on a bag of chips...I highly recommend the extra tangy flavoured Doritos...although now the roof my mouth is throbbing from the salt overdose...
Isn't it funny when your're at home and you drop some food substance like chips on the table you think nothing of picking it up and putting it back into your mouth? but when you're out having dinner with friends and you drop something onto the table...you politely put it to one side as if it was contaminated when it is clearly is ok to pick it up and eat it rite?...I guess we like to pretend that we'll all hygienically perfect...

Well it's comes to the end of the day when I contemplate what the hell I've done at work....and nothing pops into mind...so I've done nothing...! ahaa!..that's it nothing!..great eh?
I was thinking...have you ever wondered what would be the consequence of walking past your fellow collegues after lunch in a confined area which is totally quiet and suddenly you let out a enormous fart?? ...has that ever crossed your mind?...well it did for me...just a thought...
I think I'll go for a run now along the East Coast....(Singapore)...maybe I might meet some chicks....yeah that sounds good..then it's home to an empty house..how very utterly depressing...